Humorous

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

Friedrich Nietzsche

Humorous

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."

Mark Twain

Humorous

"Two things I will never understand: first, why someone invented thong underwear; and second, how anyone could stand to wear them."

Wes Fessler

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"The good news is that everybody wants to change the world. The bad news is that everybody wants to rule it."

Wes Fessler

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"Celebrity is the power to spew moronic speech and be heralded a genius."

Wes Fessler

Humorous

"If you feel you must speak your mind, at least put something in it first."

Wes Fessler

Humorous

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."

Voltaire

Humorous

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."

Oscar Wilde

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